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Well we got through this week's guntlet with flying colors, didn't we?

I almost can't believe it.

We had a huge week of earnings, a couple of some great news from the Treasury Department

about fewer long-term bond sales, a positive benign

Fed meeting, a decent apple quarter, and the kud-a-grau of a soft landing unemployment number.

Bye, buy, buy.

Bye.

House of Pleasure.

And for the Dow gauging 222 points as a beach up in 0.94 percent and the NASDAQ screaming

1.38 percent, capping off a truly incredible week, the best week of the

year.

In fact, for all the major averages each gain somewhere between 5 and 7 percent, this is why I say you have to stay in. Don't do this stuff when

a wham and jam is wrong. It was a beautiful sight for the bulls and a nightmare

vision for the bulls and a nightmare vision for the bears.

Including the billionaires who blathered on end to see about how there's no hope for

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