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For years and years, everyone presumed we'd have a rally during Thanksgiving

week, and they were pretty much right to presume it. You knew the sellers were going to take a

vacation, hold off on selling until the market would hire. You knew that Wednesday before Turkey Day

would be blessed with buyers and Friday, oh, Friday after Thanksgiving, no serious professional

would ever think of selling. But now on the eve of the holiday week, everything's changed. The machines have taken over. They take the crew from all sorts of metrics and gauges that we humans would never be able to figure out. And they're happy to sell it any time. Nothing matters except money to these machines. They don't even know about the holiday. Maybe that's how it should be.

Oh, we saw a strange day today, a quick rally, a fizzle, and then it burst up with more than that later.

With the Dow gaining 4.93 points, as to be climbing 0.98%, that's not an stack advancing 0.88.

But what you need to know is that we can't count on the sellers taking some time off to enjoy Thanksgiving with their families anymore.

That was, I guess, a very quaint time indeed.

Every day to point, every bit of research in earnings will be scrutinized starting Monday, just like a regular in the week,

even as we'll be eating turkey and then relaxing with everyone watching the Philadelphia Eagles play the Bears at home on Amazon, Black Friday.

So it all starts with a pretty quiet Monday.

At least it should be.

We're going to hear from Zoom communications.

Yeah, Zoom.

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