My mission is simple, to make you money.

I'm here to level the playing field for all investors.

There's always a little market somewhere, and I promise to help you find it.

Mad Money starts now.

Hey, I'm Kramer.

Welcome to Mad Money.

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Let's people make friends. I'm just trying to make you a little money.

My job. Not just entertained, but to explain.

So call me at 1-800-743C or tweet me at Jim Kramer.

There's a reason. The reason I have this button on my soundboard.

It's the sound of a strike of a ball hitting the headpin, sending the rest of the pins flying.

Oh, it's a beautiful sound.

It always surprises and it always delights.

Last night, Nvidia bowled a strike.

And today's thoughts of all kinds careened and skidded and vibrated and rocked in a symphony of glorious sound that sent the average is sorry with the Dow jumping 4 in 62 points as beginning 0.53% and the NASDAQ advancing 0.03%.

Invidia's been duking now with Apple and Microsoft in the lanes fighting over who gets to be the largest company on Earth.

Right now, it's head-to-head with Apple.

3.5 trillion for Nvidia versus 3.45 trillion.

Apple.

Yes, that's right, nosing out Apple as the champ.

Microsoft is suddenly fallen way behind.

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