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Sometimes we get a piece of research that I like so much that I got to share it with you on air.

Today, with the market wavering,

dipping 63 points, S&B shedding. 2% percent,

NASDAQ losing.

5.9%.

I found a Stradish report from Bank of America, Seveda Supermanian,

titled US Equity Strategy Year Ahead, Five Reasons for S&B 500 at 5,000.

And I gotta tell you, I like this piece.

At this time of year, you begin to get a lot of reflective pieces about what could happen next year.

When I saw a piece coming out with a 5,000 price target for the SP 500, up nearly 500 points

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