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Sometimes the glass is half full.

Sometimes it's half empty.

But I'm going to introduce you to a whole new category tonight, a third category.

Sometimes the glass itself shrinks, making a half full vessel look like it's overflowing.

And you know what? This is where we are right now.

And this, at your today's session, Dow closed a flat.

S&P inched up, point 1, 6 percent, now it's like a Vance point 2, 6 percent.

I'm going to give you some examples.

Let's start with the old example thing that we all know, which is the half full half.

Walt Disney. This morning, Disney wants its new streaming service Disney Plus.

Almost immediately this up was overwhelmed with traffic and it started having outages.

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