My mission is simple to make you money.

I'm here to level the playing field for all investors.

There's always a more market somewhere,

and I promised to help you find it.

Man money starts now.

Hey, I'm Kramer. Welcome to Man Money.

Welcome to Kramer America.

Other people want to make friends, I'm just trying to save you some money.

My job is to just entertain, but to educate, putting in context.

So call me at 1-800-733-C or tweet me at chimp-kamer.

Has this market become a slow motion train wreck?

Sure seems like it.

After a hideous day, when we start as strong and then reversed into the red,

now I'm plunging 245 points,

S&P plummeted 0.66% of the NASDAQ, notice I have 1.6%.

Do we need to start thinking about selling everything, going entirely into cash?

Or is it just business? It's usually in a highly exaggerated form.

Do we have some other analogs we can rely upon?

Listen, in my whole career, I've only counted and selling everything four times.

October 15th of 1987, October 8th of 1998, March of 2000, and October of 2008.

Three were dead right, and one was dead wrong.

And almost destroyed my head fund.

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