My mission is simple to make you money.

I'm here to level the playing field for all investors.

There's always a more market somewhere,

and I promise to help you find it.

Man money starts now.

Hey, I'm Kramer. Welcome to Man Money.

Welcome to Kramer, and of course, welcome to the city of Brotherly Love, Philadelphia.

Other people want to make friends? I'm just trying to save you some money.

My job is not just to entertain but to educate, teach you,

and try to put this into some sort of context.

So call me at 1-800-7-3CBC or tweet me at Kramer.

How did everything go so bad, so fast?

Is this the horrific new normal?

After the day, the day where the Dow tumbled 600-nade points,

S&B-plund, 3-point, oh, not present,

NASDAQ plummeted 4.43%.

I'm worried that the answer is yes.

Between the Fed and the trade war, we're in rough shape.

Let me start by saying that this market's not behaving all that rationally.

It's moving at the speed of light as algorithms act like machine guns,

mowing down stocks and discriminating taking no pressures.

Not.

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