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Memo to all of you compulsive Fed Watchers out there.

Get out of my face!

Everyone is obsessed with the Fed's next foray is basically investing with blinders on, and as a result,

they're missing out on some of the greatest moves I've ever seen in my life

moves coming from the most unlikely of stocks and I don't want to see you ignoring these

opportunities anymore. There got that off my chest. When a day with the Dow

gain 161 points,

that's me nudged down 0.02% and then Aztec advanced 0.4% point was up big earlier.

I needed to say something, something because over the past couple decades,

so many people in this business have become creatures of the... something because over the past couple decades

so many people in this business have become creatures of the Fed,

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