My mission is simple to make you money.

I'm here to level the playing field for all investors.

There's always a more market somewhere,

and I promised to help you find it.

Man money starts now.

Hey, I'm Kramer.

Welcome to Man Money. Welcome to Kramer America.

I'm a big friend, I'm just trying to make some money.

My job is to entertain you, but to educate and teach you.

So call me at 1-800-743-CBC, or tweet and act you Kramer.

For weeks now, I've been telling you we're in Bizarre World.

We're good news is bad news, because every time we see something good,

it gives the Fed another excuse to slam the brakes on the economy.

What we really want to see is mix data.

Yeah, mix data that gives the Fed a reason to put its rate hikes plans on hold.

That's exactly what we got today.

A volatile session with a Dowland that up backsliding 92 points

gives you some of yesterday's big gains.

S&P dropping point out 3% NASDAQ,

Kline point out 4%.

Really, that's not bad profit taking me to think about it.

Remember, what's at stake here?

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