Hey, I'm Kramer.

Welcome to MADM money. Welcome to Kramer.

I'll be with my friends. I'm just trying to make a little bit of money here.

My job is not just entertainment to educate. Teach you. Call me, 1-800-743-CBC. Tweet me at Jim Kramer.

I'm going to say it it even though it sounds ridiculous.

This stock market rallied today because we didn't attack Greenland.

We didn't send the 101st Airborne into Copenhagen.

President Trump said there ain't going to be no war no more and even promised not to hit our allies with tariffs.

Because he, quote, formed the framework of a future deal, end quote, with the Secretary

General of NATO.

He's optimistic.

It will happen and will no doubt, I think, be the best deal ever, even exceeding the

Louisiana purchase.

It really can't make this stuff up, can you?

Yet it's the truth.

As I was waiting to get on TV this

morning for squawk on the street, the stock futures were weaker, step by step, by inch they were

growing down. Then President Trump spoke, sounding like a man of peace. And then the stocks roared.

As I happened, I turned to my colleague, David Faber, and I said, Greenland invasion ruled out. Here

comes the futures. And that's exactly what

happened. It's insane, people. It really is. But the market already finished up today, Dow rocketing

589 points, as it be closing up 1.16%. NASDA finishing up 1.18%. As war was tabled, and then a

...