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So let's see, we got two wars in the Middle East, we got another one going in Ukraine,

we have a presidential election race going on between like an older gentleman, so to speak,

and a slightly younger gentleman who's the subject of four different

prosecutions may not even be on the ballot we got an immigration crisis while

budget deficits possibly attract inflation that may delay the feds or rain cuts. And what happens?

Today the Dow Jones gained

375 points.

The S&B surge 1.23%

to a new all-time high and then

as that poll board at 1.7%.

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