My mission is simple to make you money.

I'm here to level the playing field for all investors.

There's always a more work at Summer,

and I promised to help you find it.

Man money starts now.

Hey, I'm Kramer.

Welcome to Man Money. Welcome to Kramer.

I'll be one of my friends. I'm just trying to make some money.

My job is not just to educate, but to teach and entertain.

So call me at 1-800-743-CBC, or tweet me at Jim Kramer.

I'm with Stupid.

I'd love to wear one of those t-shirts on this show,

with Stupid Being the Market.

Because it's like Wall Street gets a temporary lobotomy four times a year,

the four earning seasons.

Doesn't matter if it's an update or a down day,

like today with Dow slipping 77 points,

doesn't be down 0.17%,

now it's like declining 0.13%.

The market just keeps making stupid collective decisions.

Almost as moronic as collective forming.

And even though it infuriates me,

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