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Somebody better tell the consumer that business is slowing,

because after the incredible retail sales number we got this morning,

it's clear American shoppers just haven't gotten that negative memo.

Don't they know they're supposed to be worried about trade tensions

and deteriorating global economy, or perhaps Brexit?

If they knew what Brexit was, apparently not.

Hey, this was a crazy day.

Even as the Dow, older than we did 24 points,

SMB declined 0.34%, now it's that clause 0.43%.

We started the session with that sharply better than expected retail sales figure.

I just said, I hope you're.

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