My mission is simple to make you money.

I'm here to level the playing field for all investors.

There's always a more work at Summer, and I promised to help you find it.

Man money starts now!

Hey, I'm Cramer!

Welcome to the MONEY!

Welcome to Cramerica.

I'll be one of my friends and I'm trying to make you somebody my job.

Not just to entertain, but educate, teach, put it in context.

So call me at 1-800-743-CM-C, or tweet me at Jim Cramer.

Welcome to Bizarroland, where up is down, down is up, and good is bad.

Thanks to the Magic of the Federal Reserve, we've entered a market right now.

We're bad news for the economy. It's actually good news for stocks!

I just wired the Dow Valley 207 points today.

SME Gamepoint, they're 2%.

Now, as that climb 0.64%.

You know, for the better part of the decade, we've had relatively straightforward market.

As we climbed down the Great Recession, good news about the economy was...good news for stocks.

Even when the Fed started tightening, the bull still wanted businesses to stay strong.

You rarely heard people say what we really need now is a wowsy job number to force the Fed to stop raising rates.

But that'll change yesterday.

It's one of the reasons why I was up 500 yesterday, and I'll get up to 1-7 today.

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