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This is the way hell week ends.

Not with a bag.

But with a whimper.

If you only looked at the clothes,

Dow getting 114 points, doesn't be advancing.

Point 3-7% NAS, that ginseng up 8-point, faces points.

You could be forgiven for thinking this was just a slow end to a pretty, well, you know, entertaining way.

And reality was a crazy day.

One that started in the red after the president racked it up his tariffs on Chinese merchandise from 10 to 25%.

The last thing that Stock Market wanted to see.

And then got really spanked when the largest IPO in years, Uber debuted with a total fud.

Yep, the consensus on Uber was that it would be a red hot deal.

Instead, after raising more than $8 billion at the offering price of $45, the stock took it dive,

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