My mission is simple, to make you money.

I'm here to level the playing field for all investors.

There's always a little market somewhere, and I promise to help you find it.

Mad Money starts now.

Hey, I'm Kramer.

Welcome to Mad Money. Welcome to Kramer.

My friends, I'm just trying to make you a little bit of money. My job is not just to educate, but also to entertain you. So call me at 1-800-744-C-C-2ndMeetchramer. This market has the memory of a Mayfly. That creates a ton of opportunities. So today where the Dow gained three or 17 points,

that's be advanced 0.39%.

And as that climbed 0.19% after, by the way,

looking truly awful in the morning.

I want to help you find them.

Time and again, I've seen gross stocks just get pummeled.

But some little bitty, bit of bad news,

some downwage, some niggling nonsense,

about a quarter with less hair on it than I have.

And the punishment doesn't fit the crime, if there's even a crime at all.

This morning, for instance, Disney reported it was terrific quarter.

Theme parks much better than expected movies, fantastic TV, and sports are real positive.

But there was this one line involving Disney's streaming property.

When it raised prices, there was some churn and subscribers dropped by 1%.

Oh, no, the genius trader said to themselves, Netflix had no churn when it raised prices,

so let's bury this stock.

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