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Boy, this market's got some real memory and impulse control issues.

When it comes to tech, that's how you get a day like today

with the Dow climbing 175 points.

S&B Advancing Point 6, 8% and NASDAQ,

getting 1.15%.

Look, I'm not saying this stock market is a pure case of attention

deficits in disorder, not to do anything wrong with that.

But when you look up the symptoms, attention, difficulty,

hyperactivity, impulsiveness, that's a perfect description

for the action and the tech stocks.

This earning season, just look at the ones that rally today.

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