My mission is simple to make you money.

I'm here to level the playing field for all investors.

There's always a more market summer,

and I promised to help you find it.

Man money starts now.

Hey, I'm Kramer.

Welcome to Mad Money.

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If you want to understand this market,

I mean, really understand it.

You need to throw away nearly everything we've learned about stocks

over the past decade.

I keep telling you this time is indeed different,

which means you can't take your cue from the playbook

that worked in more trouble times.

For example, we've developed a vicious tendency

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