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Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah Galli

Tv & Film

4.4 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2023

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Somehow, heartbreak feels good in a place like this. Just call it Tom Sandoval's non-apology tour. After watching the Pump Rules finale, Sarah calls up her Bravo BFF, content creator and truth sayer Bravo Bravo Ducking Bravo, and invites her to the People's People's Couch for a rewatch and deep dive. Yes, they began recording this episode at 2am, flying by the seat of their pants (spiritually, of course - Sarah was in a robe). They unpack Ariana's magnificent expression of rage as a rallying cry for countless women watching, Sandoval's attempt to weaponize Ariana's anger against herself, the breakdown of Sandoval and Schwartz's Toxic Adorability Complex, Raquel's Notebook-style romanticization of her affair with Sandoval (and why Ariana believes they haven't broken up, as earlier reported), and the difference in what the Toms vs their exes believe they deserve. Tom's style may have been inspired by Charmed, but his luck may be running out - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 413!

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0:00.0	The Pumperl's finale just aired and I've only just begun.
0:11.0	It's two in the morning, mom's tired.
0:14.0	She's not sure where she is, but she's in a beautiful office.
0:22.0	Oh my god, you guys, it's literally two in the morning and it's Andy's girls.
0:29.0	And here is the deal, the VPR finale, the second finale just aired a second time.
0:37.0	It is literally the middle of the night.
0:41.0	Is this real or is it a fever dream?
0:44.0	I don't find out tomorrow.
0:46.0	That water I gave you is actually vodka, so enjoy.
0:49.0	And my pal, who I'm about to introduce, of course, who's been on the pod many, many, many times.
0:56.0	And it is a thrill that she's finally here in New York, in the closet.
1:01.0	But she went to a show earlier and I was like, you need to come to my apartment to watch the finale with me.
1:08.0	I watched it once.
1:09.0	We're going to watch it again.
1:10.0	We're going to watch what happens.
1:12.0	And then maybe we'll record because I feel like the people deserve some content after one of the craziest episodes of all time.
1:23.0	So you guys, as mentioned, this is Andy's girls and guess who's back?
1:28.0	A certain content creator whose mission statement says it all.
1:31.0	If date line and sports center had a Bravo baby.
1:35.0	Thank god, it's not Tom's Bravo Bravo ducking Bravo.
1:40.0	It's so good to be here.
1:41.0	Can I tell you I feel like please a Barlow in here.
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