podcast name Plait Nobody, I want to start the show with a PSA.

Okay, for those of you who grew up in the 80s and 90s,

public service announcement, the more you know, a little star wipe comes across from your friends in

NBC don't do drugs don't text and drive we need to talk about when keeping it

SEC goes wrong this is a huge problem where I live and really one of the marks against you being an SEC person now is because I don't know if the culture in Missouri is blended enough with other fan bases. It's just y'all for the most part. I know you live in

Columbia but I don't know if the following story would take place in St. Louis, right? How often are you running

across other SEC grads?

I see a lot of like, I see a lot of bumper stickers.

I see some Arkansas bumper stickers and some Kentucky bumper stickers and

you know, stuff like that. I'm in I'm in the I am in

in Columbia I'm not in St Louis I try to not be in St. Louis as much as possible

you're in the SEC hinterlands I not. I am in the beating heart of the

Southeastern Conference. I would argue between us and Atlanta there's no more

diverse collection of SEC graduates and fans than between Nashville and Atlanta.

I would see that, yeah.

I go to a rock concert last week where the rock music was played.

White snake, poison?

God, that would be great, Striper.

One thing I should point out right up front is that I have been with my wife since 2007.

She was my girlfriend and then I married her in 2010.

I have never gone to a concert that she has picked.

And I want to be very clear about this right up front.

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