Mackenzie Undercover: Premeditated Bologna-ing
The Dating Detectives
Dear Media
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 5 May 2025
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
Mackenzie takes us back nearly twenty years to one of her very first PI cases: a bitter ex‑wife who escalates tire‑slashing and car‐keying into a downright surreal bologna‑vandalism spree—plastering her rival’s vehicle with Oscar Mayer slices in full daylight—and, most shockingly, snorting cocaine off her child’s Lisa Frank lunchbox in an elementary school parking lot. Through careful, real‑time surveillance and crystal‑clear video evidence, Mackenzie helps secure drug charges and an emergency custody injunction, protecting the kids and teaching her the hard‑won balance between caution and guts in the field. It’s a jaw‑dropping, true‑crime palette‑cleanser that proves: when it comes to family drama, you never know just how wild things can get.
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| 0:00.0 | The following program contains names, places, and events that have been anonymized or fictionalized for the purposes of protection and safety. |
| 0:08.8 | The following program is provided for entertainment purposes only, and any commentary from the hosts are strictly conjecture and should not be held as making any definitive statements about the truth or identity of any particular individuals or circumstances. |
| 0:21.2 | If you or a loved one are involved in an abusive relationship, |
| 0:24.2 | please call the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 1-800-799-723 for support. |
| 0:39.5 | Hi, hello. Happyating Detectives Monday. |
| 0:41.7 | Are you a mermaid? |
| 0:43.0 | Your hair's giving mermaid. |
| 0:44.3 | It's like beautiful, beachy waves. |
| 0:46.2 | I used a new waiver. |
| 0:47.3 | I created a Barbie look, a totally hair Barbie look. |
| 0:50.6 | Oh, amazing. |
| 0:51.7 | And I did an olta hall and got a new waiver that I wanted to try. And I never had good |
| 0:55.8 | experience with waivers, but I found one that I really liked. So I was really excited. |
| 0:59.3 | Hug it. I want to know. It's the, the babelous nanotitanium, whatever, but it's the bigger waiver. |
| 1:05.4 | But it's okay. Yeah. Because I have thick hair. So when I use a waver, it just goes out rather than down. |
| 1:12.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:13.6 | Have a smaller one. |
| 1:15.2 | Try the smaller one. |
| 1:16.1 | So you get the smaller waves. |
| 1:17.7 | Your hair is so pretty, though. |
| 1:18.9 | I love the color. |
| 1:20.2 | Thanks. |
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