Hello, welcome to the Applisider podcast. I'm William Gallagher. Our sponsors this week are Oracle and Factor. More about them later. And I'm joined by Wesley Hilliard for what I'm afraid it looks like is going to have to be the long-promised, long-overdue musical episode.

Because Wes, I mean, nothing has happened in Apple News this week.

Not a single thing.

What is the world coming to?

Do you have anything?

Or are you willing to start us off with perhaps a little song?

No.

But nobody wants to hear that.

There is a lot going on.

If I knew a song with lyrics, something in the air, I would probably start there.

But Tim Cook, Apple's biggest leaker, announced that yet again, we're expecting some products this week and turns out there

was two things in the air and then nothing else air related but they were there nevertheless so

interesting week of little announcements i did actually think he fooled me with that tweet because

something in the air we knew knew the MacBook Air was coming.

We thought the iPad Air was coming, but not yet kind of thing.

And I, oh right, I'll admit this, I freeze-framed the six-second video.

And you have that shot of something flying by the word air and kind of cutting into it, it looked like a

MacBook. I was convinced it was a MacBook and then they come out with the iPad Air, but then

the next day, the MacBook Air. So it's a roller coaster kind of promotion thing. What happened to the

old days of live presentations where you could take

your time? And interestingly, no video component, period, no ad, no nothing has shown up yet

about these new products. Now, I think it's a sign we're in the TikTok world now. Live

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