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Anna Faris Is Unqualified

Macaulay Culkin

Anna Faris Is Unqualified

Anna Faris

Personal Journals, Comedy, Unqualifed, Annafarispodcast, Comedy Interviews, Tv & Film, Society & Culture, Annafaris

4.511.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2018

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

The one and only Macaulay Culkin (HOME ALONE, MY GIRL) joins Anna and Sim for this week’s episode of Unqualified! Anna starts off the show by asking Macaulay what qualities he looks for while searching for a romantic partner (8:52) followed by a round of “Just Answer” (13:24). Then, Macaulay reminisces on the time he lost his virginity (21:10) and reveals his favorite meal to cook while stoned (22:04). After that, Anna gives us her renowned voice performance of a Washington state pornstar (24:39). Later, they call Jenny, who is unsure if she should invite her estranged father to her wedding (31:58). Tune in & don’t forget to listen to Anna on Macaulay’s podcast, Bunny Ears!

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0:30.0

Hello there. Hey, thanks so much for coming by my dress in your room. I'm so happy to be here. It's so cool to see you

0:37.6

This is a game day, huh? You're yeah, the whole night. It's a season. I think yes

0:42.4

I mean, it's always stressful and then but then I get to see you and we get to talk about our amazing sponsors

0:49.3

You're lying to me right now. No, you I know you're happy to see me. I at least I hope yeah, of course I am of course

0:54.7

I was really funny. What I walk in here and notice a note that says

0:59.4

Please write thank you to Les Moonves. Well, I know this is from yeah Michael Sherman because you'll probably forget to write the thank you

1:05.9

I totally will do listeners less is my big boss. I have a few bosses

1:10.5

Everyone knows who less moonves is he's the head of CBS. He's had a CBS and he likes our show

1:15.3

So you're thanking him because he got us all the whole cast really these really nice watches

1:21.1

Oh, yeah, that was really sweet of him. Yeah, and that was like a year ago

1:24.9

Nice, so yeah, we're really nice watch

1:27.0

But anyway point being that's why Michael Sherman has to be very specific. I got you. I got you

1:32.7

Well, you've got a lot going on right now aren't I do I feel really busy

1:35.6

But men aren't like they're not usually saddled with the thank you note chore that's usually goes to women and it's

1:41.2

It's working sucks writing anything my hand right now. I just don't want to do it

1:44.3

Well, it's just another like gender wise another fucking short straw, you know

1:50.5

We do have some good news

1:54.0

So we have a winner now for our crowd rise campaign for gaps gaps of course again the organization that you are closely

2:00.5

Identifying yourself with right now, which is the global alliance for prevention of premature and stillbirth

2:05.7

Yes, yeah, you know our listeners know how

2:09.3

How much I believe in this organization and I cannot thank everyone enough for their support

2:14.9

Yes, dear listeners. Thank you so much with all of your help

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