"Macaulay Culkin"

SmartLess

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Science, Education, Culture, Learning, Society & Culture, Interview, Comedy, Discussion, Music, Entertainment

4.6 • 55.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Join us for a hero’s journey with the great Macaulay Culkin. Find your light, hit your marks, systematically sabotage the Wet Bandits. It’s Magic v. Sexy v. Naughty… on an all-new SmartLess.

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0:00.0	Are you good at watching the holiday movies, the cartoons?
0:07.4	I do because it's nostalgic.
0:08.9	It makes me feel like where I put my onesie on, you know, with the feet, the whole, the pajamas.
0:14.6	Yeah.
0:15.0	Do you have a little, do you have the little, the button sort of window that drops in the back for poops? Don't beat around the bush. What are you trying to say? Do you have a back flap? Yeah, but that's not my jeans. You're talking about my pajamas. Have you watched any of the holiday videos or movies? Not yet, but I'm going to. It's going to be so exciting. Do you want to come over and watch them?
0:38.7	Yeah, you came over last time.
0:40.3	I guess we've got to come over to your place this time.
0:41.8	Yeah, tip for tat.
0:43.1	Tip for tat.
0:44.0	Yeah.
0:44.3	Split-de-splatt.
0:45.3	Welcome to a new episode.
0:47.5	Smart less.
0:48.1	Smart.
0:48.1	Yeah. Smart.
1:08.1	Oh my God.
1:08.9	Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
1:10.5	Jesus Christ, Sean. Fucking hell, Sean. This is fucking bullshit. It wasn't on the, it wasn't on my calendar. Whoa, that's our fault. Yeah, don't say it like it's our fault. Who's in control of your calendar? Is it Nick the prick? Yeah. Did you get a deal on Nick? By the way, Sean, he says fucking Nick. He didn't even know who Nick was.
1:29.0	I mean, Nick for years.
1:30.3	He's just been... We literally said, did we call Nick? And he goes, what's a Nick? What's a Nick? No, he said, what's a Nick? Yeah. What's a Nick? Oh, God. Like a discount assistant? We were about to call Cedars
1:42.6	because we thought,
1:43.4	have you checked the paddle waiting room for paddles?
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