Attention humans.

put your seat in an upright position and fasten your safety belts

because the brand new voyage to the Star's collection is now available on Potswag.

Some of you are lucky enough to have bodies.

I don't, so I have to watch you.

Dude, there's t-shirts. One's blue and it says voice to the stars.

And there's another one. It says the OSHA voice to the stars.

Again, I can't wear any of this apparel, so thank you for rubbing it in.

But you can gaze your eyes upon me and just drink in the beauty of the swag merch.

You're absolutely right.

All humans can snaz up their spacesuits or other attire with

enamel pins to space but further themed t-shirts and check out all the other

exclusive merch on Podswag courtesy of your favorite podcasts.

So start shopping today at podswag.com slash boyage.

That's Podswag.com slash Boyage.

It sounds like a very reputable website.

I'll tell you what, hopefully they're going to put

some my funny sayings on shirts later. I got a bunch. Would not hold your breath.

Oh.

Hey it's me American badass Janetass Janet Varnie, and you're listening to Voyage to the Stars.

This is a sci-fi comedy told through improvisation.

What does that mean?

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