Joe keeps insisting on buying real ones and I'm like what are you doing?

I love real plants. Real plants. Look I'm gonna disagree.

It looks exactly like we have some we're not gonna give you the oxygen that you

you need and they smell bad. Oh there's enough there's enough oxygen. We got a

plant in our house that I've had since that first house and it's lived that

long and it's even sprouted new things. Yeah. I love my life. It's a part.

I'm very excited to start to do fun things like bloom. Yeah well Jill does

too. She keeps she keeps you know she keeps the plants alive. I can't keep a

plant alive. I plants are fucking assholes man. No. Just they're all there.

Fucking assholes. Okay. We're not all of them. So plants are fucking assholes.

Like they come out. Okay so you can have you can have like outside there's a

sidewalk right and through the sidewalk you it will literally pants will

fucking grow out of the sidewalk and yet I can have a plant in my house right

next to the window that I water every day very delicately and I put it in it

doesn't want to be in a pot. It wants to be under the sidewalk.

I can't hold it down. So like what's what's the I don't I don't understand I

really don't I'm like I can give a walk I can give a plant water and sunshine

and all the things that it says that it needs. Probably giving it to us. And it's

still like I don't want to I don't want to you. I'm not too much water. I'm

wilting you know like you know you're not paying attention to it and

listening to what it needs. My plants are all fine. I don't I don't fucking

understand it. Maybe it's because I I'm just like you're not a plant huh maybe

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