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Shut the fuck up.

Genuinely a list because like I never want to be in it.

Basically he'd been somewhere and somebody had said to him, oh, she used to see like somebody

that he knew, but they're not friends.

And he was like, I was so embarrassed.

Like how dare you.

I'm going to need a list of, like, everyone that you've ever

slept with, basically. What kind of low self-esteem is that? Right. It's very much you problem.

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What is good, my good people?

It's your girl, Madam Joyce, and Vizzle back again,

tell a friend, it's been another week long time, no speak.

Disclaim on, before I start the episode,

if you saw me at the club and you saw me at the club moving mad, just delete just if

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