Hello and welcome to the Colcaste Best 30 plus minute Apple conversation.

You're going to hear all week long.

I'm your host.

Arafron, Elijah, no joke about people joining me today.

There is no one else.

There's me sitting here in the Colt Command Center.

I got about 100 tools at my disposal.

I got buttons lit up all over the place.

I got about 45 windows open.

This is going to be an impossible task.

We're going to try and break down all the products

that Apple release this week.

Oh my goodness.

You know, it's weird because a lot of products got released this week.

And we're going to talk about everything.

And I'll give you my takes on everything.

And we're going to dig in deep on some of this stuff, like the new MacBook Pros with the M5 Pro M5 Max chip that they put in there.

Really fascinating update to the MacBook Pros.

But let's be honest.

Shall we be honest here?

If you listen to this program, if you're an Apple fanboy,

if you consider yourself to be a tech enthusiast,

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