With a 12-time CD-ROM and a 240 MHz processor, it is the fastest notebook computer the world has ever seen.

At least until we create the next one.

Hello and welcome to hookahceebest30plus mini app conversation. You're gonna hear all week long. I'm your host.

I don't know why. I can't stop laughing.

Joining me today, the last thing he remembers from watching the Unleashed keynote is Apple announcing the M1 Pro and the M1 Pro Max S.O.C.

And that's when he blew screen. His brain shut off. He passed out and of course he lost all blood on control.

Thankfully, he's back to doing much better now. He's the founder of Coltomac.

And their candy is here. Could have been worse. Could have been at number three.

Also with us, he keeps an IV bag, a defibrillator, some smung salts and a mop standing by to address any reactions the intercanny might encounter during the Apple keynote.

Thankfully, this year, or for this keynote, he only needed the smung salts and the mop.

Is the man's head or Coltomac?

Ooh, this wall's here.

Keeping it clean.

Lewis, I like the new you. Did you know that your background isn't blurred?

I got some flak on the old Twitter about the more stuff that's going clear, fully transparent, basking it.

You're going clear? I heard you've been working on that for years.

Do it. Do what you will with it. I can't help it. There's a bed back there. There's a dresser. There's some petty coats. Those are not mine. Swear to God.

They look less size, Lewis. They're everyone's size.

It looks like there's a nice, there's like an interesting assortment of like old cups sitting on the dresser back there.

And I like that orange pillow that's there. It looks disheveled. Looks like there's some luggage going somewhere, Lewis.

Yeah, that's my go kit.

Maybe needing that.

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