Hi I'm Elizabeth Day from How to Fail and I'd like to introduce you to Bist a village.

If you haven't heard about it already, it's a collection of stunning designer boutiques.

They offer incredible savings across more than 150 fashion and lifestyle brands with the likes of a Nina Bing

self-portrait and Astrid at Miu, as well as classics such as Jill Sander and Mark Jacobs.

They're located in the heart of the Oxford countryside and only an hour

from London by train or there's free parking all day. I would highly recommend planning a day out

at Bista Village. I've just checked and Galois are made in Poland so we were just talking about French cigarettes

yes it's a shock I'm made in Poland. Yeah.

Yeah.

It is the taste and aroma of Poland.

Wow.

It used to be made in France, used to be a patriotic thing to smoke a goulwours, though you know maybe you died because of it.

But yes, Jitan and I because I thought that Jitan and Goulwas was was like state-owned but anyway it's Imperial tobacco or something like that.

But were they ever state-owned? I haven't been able to analyze the details just yet, but they certainly were made in France by French people yes now they're made in

Poland if you anyway who if you had to choose between a Jitin and a Galois as a non-smoker. Which would you go for? I'm not quite sure what the difference is. I think I do quite like the

packaging of the Jitin. Right. I would let it dangle unlit from my lower lip and then when I spoke it would bounce up and down.

I think that's what I would do.

You know, like on public transport when you see desperate cigarette smokers trying to get round the

bad I mean it's perfectly fair enough they just they roll the cigarette in the tube

or on the bus and then they put it in their mouth but it's completely

unlit so they're not breaking any rules but I think I would I'd do that I used to do

when I was at secondary school I did a paper round from a news agent and they you know they had all the

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