I can't lose all my heart and some time I can't look if you want my heart, I'll squal my heart, I'll buy out a fake

Baby, just ask me

I'm Claire Parker and I'm Ashley Hamilton and this is Celebrity Memoir Book Club

You guys, we have an unprecedented episode coming at you today, we have done research, we are both looking at Google Docs full of cross-contamination, no, I don't mean cross-confer-

Cross-conferensation

We've got photos, we've got dates, we've got master timelines, we've got quotes

I mean, yeah, so as usually we read the book but this time we really organized exactly what we wanted to talk about because as you know last week we talked about the first chunk of Lin Spears' stupid-ass book

And this week we are talking about the last quarter which is where the meat lies

Her book is really like a lobster and that the chunk of it is really in one chunk but it's still like a big thing

That's so true, or you know what else, it's like it's like a crab

Yeah, it's a lot of work to get to one little morsel, but that morsel you dip it in butter

Oh tasty stuff, except for on this and this one it's actually sour stuff

We have just a couple of housekeeping things up top, we're not even going to bore you with the details of our life

Of course if you do want to hear the details of our life, subscribe to our Patreon

I recently went off the wall talking and naming names so please check it out

We will also be getting into the nitty-gritty of opinions that we couldn't fit into the episodes going forward

So as always if you want to hear our truly unhinged takes

And we did a book giveaway February 1st, so if you want to be in on the next one you got to be a Patreon subscriber

Yes, I'm so excited, okay, so my housekeeping number one is, I think the good reviewers

Okay, Sam a bunch of numbers, I fucking adore you, Nora, Anyogram 4, I love you

And we have some good Anyogram 4s in our lives, I think your mom's Anyogram 4

My mom, Sophia, Adrienne

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