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Let's get to the show. Exactly, which is correct. But I have horrendous scars on my right hand because I got my hand stuck in an escalator as a child.

That's my nightmare. That's my absolute nightmare.

What happened? I lived it.

You know how there's a button that's like in case your child gets eaten by this machine,

press the button?

No.

OK.

If you look, like, OK, what I was for, right?

And I was trying to figure out, I was inquisitive.

I was doing an experiment.

I was like, how, at what point when we don't see the this black handrail does it

disappear is it object permanence what happens to it so I thought the best way to

figure that I would be to continue holding on to it until I was sucked into the machine and I could figure out first hand, which I did and they didn't have emergency stop buttons back then and there were like a couple of us kids in like a matter of a year or two where they're like okay too many kids

we got needed by this and so do they call it the alley ward button I wish I had

that legacy I have to find a different legacy now that's bullshit I know should be done. I worked so hard for that as a four-year-old.

Honestly. I had to go to the burn center every day for a month. Holy shit! I deserve to have that button named

after me. I know. Do you remember the feeling? Oh yeah I remember the oh shit moment where I was like

Scrode I just remember where I was like yeah I'm in this thing I was like this moment we were we were in like I know and then my mom my I was like

toddling behind like the like like the last duck in a row of ducks you know like in

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