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🗓️ 17 May 2020
⏱️ 2 minutes
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0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, Lying Vincent Price. |
0:03.0 | Hello! |
0:05.0 | In the graduating class of 2020, |
0:10.0 | I have only one piece of advice. |
0:13.0 | Wear shoes, dance like your grandparents are watching you from the bushes, |
0:17.0 | love your siblings, and climb into any van. |
0:20.0 | And that is all I have to say. Also, remember these things. Parrage is never dull. |
0:29.0 | Sometimes you're never going to die and if you find yourself unsure of the way forward you shouldn't worry. |
0:39.0 | Saying yes to everything is a fantastic idea as is that thing you thought of in the shower this morning. |
0:46.0 | That would make a great movie. |
0:49.0 | You took a shower the smoke. |
0:52.0 | Make sure to smile that's always noticed in a good way. Don't change your hair |
0:57.1 | color too much. You already look cool enough as it is. Be careful with other people's feelings. Those feelings come to life at night and do lots of home |
1:06.6 | invasions on people. Penises aren't weird. Follow your dreams, but know that they were implanted by a hunchback with who knows what it jammed up. |
1:17.0 | And finally, put sunscreen on a sandwich. |
1:21.0 | It's the dream of a lifetime. |
1:25.0 | Lying vitz and price like the wind inside a cloud |
1:30.0 | an inspiration to all. |
1:32.0 | H.P.odcraft.com. an inspiration to all. |
1:32.8 | H.Podcraft.com. |
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