Welcome friend to the how-to-heritic. I'm Uncle Mark and I'm Uncle Dan and I'm

I'm a little Doug and this is your user's guide to life on the outside.

Correct.

Leaving religion is the first step into a larger, better world.

But it can also be a scary world.

Things work differently now.

Never fear, that's why we're here. We're your audio uncles and

with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields. We're going to

share the stories and seek the knowledge to build a great life. After all you

only get the one that we know of so you better make the most of it. Well guys how do you do you know? Here we are yet again another week not so bleak to take a peek at the truth we seek. I just did that.

Wow! Yeah, that's amazing.

That was a free sort of haiku for the people.

So, uh, yeah, it's a good show. It's going to be fun. I start with an infuriating letter to the editor that I'm sure you guys will all enjoy.

Yeah, indeed. And I'm going to talk about how the Mormon Church once again found a rake and stomped on it.

And I am going to supply you all with the secret secret.

Yeah, it's gonna change everyone

gonna change the chosen one

is the game has changed kids so yeah forever so be ready strap in

and let's do it let's do it let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.

Uncle Dan.

Hey Uncle Doug.

Here we are three childless men.

...