Look at this green. I'm looking fucking buff. Look at it. Look at it. Look at it. Look at that.

Whatever. I'm getting there and people are noticing. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you say that every day. Like I started the whole

I'm gonna get bigger than you as a joke, but now people are starting to say it to me that I'm gonna get bigger than you.

You know, I was on your Instagram the other day and you posted that you ran a half marathon. Which I did.

And you've developed this thing the, you know, boy who cries wolf. No one believes me. No one believed you.

I just found it so crazy that you've gone so like long lying these like white lies right on

Intent actually intentionally that now people actually don't believe anything you say right. How do you feel about that?

It sucks. Yeah, I got no credit for writing that half. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No credit. I mean that's what happens when you lie.

Well, every day no no because you didn't sign me up. So I had to wear fake bibs. So people just thought that like

Explain it. I did a whole half you did do the half marathon. Yeah, but like you know, I just feel like even if you wore a joke,

it's people still would not believe you. You're right. I've dug myself into a hole. Yeah. And people don't believe me that I do.

It's never too late to rebrand. I don't know how to do that. Okay. I go by my name. Okay. Well, you can start by just telling the truth.

Let's start fresh start. Okay. Fresh start. New year. I ran a half marathon. I'll leave your penis six and a half inches.

You're just have you seen the movie? Yes, man. Oh, yeah, you just started doing that. It changed my life that movie. Did it?

Yeah, I went skydiving because I saw it. I said yes to everything. Interesting. Or that movie with Jim Carrey too, where he can't lie.

I feel I lie a liar, I think. Yeah, I think yeah. Yeah, he's like in court and he's telling the truth. Uh-huh. He's a lawyer though.

We went to Hawaii this past week. That was fun. Yeah, it was. Yeah, definitely wasn't I'm not going back. Why? I just don't like it. Yeah.

Tell me Caitlin thought that you blamed her for the bad trip. Not what really? Yeah, because you didn't say hi to her yesterday.

What? Yeah, boxing. You walked right past her boxing. Mm-hmm. Boxing wasn't yesterday. Two days ago.

You walked right past her. You didn't say hi. Oh shit. And then I tried explaining to her that now you guys are boys.

And she's like, what does that mean? I'm like, well, friends say how do each other and hug each other? Real friends say fuck you and walk away.

So next time I'm going to punch her in the face, let's let her fight. So she knows. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, he really likes it.

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