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🗓️ 12 October 2023
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Raanan Hershberg joins Jared in the Luxury Lounge this week to read your emails and answer questions about getting a pedicure from a trainee, subtitles blocking the movie screen, plastic bag bans, pre paid credit cards, packages being left in front of your garage, and more! Check it out, and enjoy!
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0:00.0 | Music |
0:29.0 | Hello and welcome to the luxury lounge. That's right every Thursday. We head in the lounge. We shut the door and we air our grievances with the world and there's no grievances that's too big or too small or too frivolous. |
0:43.0 | It is your problem and it shall be heard. Now, if you want to be part of the luxury lounge, all you got to do is email jtrainpodcast.gmail.com. |
0:53.0 | Send us your complaint. You can complain about anything. The luxury of the lounge is the place to complain. The safe space. I built this lounge with my bare hands so that you can come in and talk about anything you want. No one can look at you and go, no, no, no, bigger problems in the world. There's no bigger problem. It is your problem. It shall be heard. |
1:13.0 | jtrainpodcast.gmail.com. That's where you send it. Thank you for being a listener. Thank you for being part of the lounge. Very excited for tonight. Today's guest, he's been in the lounge before. He's got a show. He's taping a special. We want people to go. If you're in the New York area, it's at the Comedy Cellar. It's on October 23rd. It's a Monday night. What a fun pool thing. That's the best night for you. |
1:42.0 | I like doing comedy on Sunday nights. Yeah. That's kind of because Sunday nights it feels like people have had their weekend. And then they're like, this is like a bonus night. A little naughty. We shouldn't be having fun. We shouldn't be having fun. We're having fun. We're chilling. We've got like some poison in us. We drank throughout the weekends. We're having the sadness of the weekdays. Right. We're we're pushing it off. So you know, they're a little more giving, I think. It's not like Saturday night's date night. Friday night's drunk night. |
2:11.0 | Yeah. And both are awful. They give me their tough comedy nights because they're awful. Right. Because again, when you see someone with a date and they're like, not. Yes. It's like, get out of here. Well, it's tough. You want people to laugh without thinking. But it's hard to laugh when you're thinking, you know, let's face it. It's the women's fault them. |
2:29.0 | Well, what does this laugh say about me? Yeah. You're just both of you. Both of you are thinking, you know, this laugh. I might have to defend this laugh. |
2:38.0 | Right. So that and then drunk night is awful because about them, you know, when they're going, we're they're just saying, be a part of my good night. Right. |
2:47.0 | And then we're like, no, this is my night. You're just observing. I once did a show where there was like a 20 person birthday party and the club never warned me. |
2:55.0 | Never said, hey, Jared, just so you know, which is like something they should do. Yeah. And they sat them around the stage. So you're like, I'm like, if you have a 20 person birthday party. |
3:04.0 | Put them in the back. Put them in a corner. Like, how do we make this as hard to kick out everyone as possible? Right. How do we interweave this into the fabric of the audience? |
3:13.0 | And tumor you can't operate on. Right. Literally. And how do we make these 20 people feel like it's their birthday party? |
3:20.0 | There's a round sound heckling. Right. It basically became that. And then they're like, make fun of Robert. Like, I don't want to. I didn't even introduce you. |
3:28.0 | Ron on Hirschberg. Thank you for coming on. Everyone go follow at Ron on comedy. Hilarious comedy. |
3:35.0 | R-A-N-A-N-A-N comedy. We've got to put the link in the bio of the episode. So October 23rd. |
3:44.0 | Rononcomedy.com. That's where you go get the tickets. You're taping another special. |
3:49.0 | Love it. So we won't at the seller. Monday night at the seller, fun. New York City. You moved to New York City. Why'd you move here? |
3:57.0 | To be a part of it? Yeah. What is it? Isn't that the song? I want a part of New York. I want to be a part of it. |
4:04.0 | Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's an ultra thing. Yeah. New York. New York. Right. I don't know where it goes. But yeah. Yeah. You want to be part of the city. |
4:12.0 | Part of the city. This is a cool thing to do date. Again, we say date night. But a Monday night. If you're going on a date night, |
4:17.0 | you're probably a little looser. This is something fun to do. Ronon, you got great stuff. Such a funny comic. |
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