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The JTrain Podcast

Jared Freid

Comedy, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 4.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2022

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Ranaan Hershberg joins Jared in the Luxury Lounge this week to hear your complaints about an all woman work slumber party, having a cleaning lady that won't leave, kids being in a hotel gym, having to apologize to a dog, sharing a community grill, lying about going to a prestigious university, and more! Check it out, and enjoy

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Transcript

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0:30.0	Hello and welcome to the luxury lounge. That's right every Thursday we
0:34.2	hadn't lounge we shut the door and we air our grievances with the world and
0:38.4	there's no grievance that's too big or too small or too frivolous it's your
0:41.6	grievance so it's valid and every week we are here so I want you to keep
0:46.4	sending your luxury lounge complaints to J Train Podcasts to jema.com that's J
0:49.7	Train Podcasts at jema.com we got Shelby he's reading all your emails make
0:55.0	them we you know the key to getting on to luxury lounge to getting your
0:58.2	complaint read is specificity that's right that's a three-word word specificity
1:04.6	oh there should be a good I there's got to be a fun song I feel like there
1:09.0	would be a fun R&B song with specificity I don't know maybe I'm thinking of a
1:13.2	song and I'm not remembering the song more of like a Hamilton thing right
1:16.7	that would be a little square a little way what little square should a
1:21.0	specificity right it would be in a specificity of the revolutionaries
1:26.4	fighting in the yeah that's what it would be like what is the like like what
1:33.2	the pushy rap pussy rap Hamilton yeah yeah what's right yeah what's called I
1:39.2	guess so right like like like like pussy rap pussy rap
1:44.2	wrong all your fans are young like yeah I've lost everyone now I don't think
1:47.5	you've lost anyone I feel like your fans are a lot of well pussy women who
1:50.8	have been handled in five hundred times yes sure but that's why you can make
1:54.4	fun of Hamilton right right right successful one of the successful plays of
1:57.6	all time I love it yeah and but pussy rap could be you're a whoo's yeah who's
2:02.5	the rap or it's rap that enhanced and entices the pussy oh yes makes you
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