Luxury Lounge- Broken Shopping Carts & Luxurious Towels (@thejamesmattern)
The JTrain Podcast
Jared Freid
4.8 • 4.8K Ratings
🗓️ 2 June 2022
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
James Mattern joins Jared in the Luxury Lounge this week to hear your restaurant complaints about bank withdrawal shaming, broken shopping cart wheels, too much sports talk on comedy podcasts, being asked to plan a friends wedding, a pigeon lady taking over a park, no dressing on the side with deliveries, gym clocks with no seconds, towels that are too luxurious, and more! Check it out, and enjoy
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Transcript
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| 0:30.0 | Hello and welcome to the luxury lounge. That's right every Thursday. We hadn't lounge. We shut the door and we air our |
| 0:39.4 | grievances with the world and there is no grievance that's too big or too small or too frivolous. It's your complaint and you're allowed to have it. |
| 0:48.5 | That's the luxury of the lounge is that you can go playing about anything you'd like. No one can look at you and go, |
| 0:53.4 | there's bigger problems. No, your problems are the biggest problems and we are here to talk them out and if you want your luxury lounge complaint red, |
| 1:03.4 | Shelby, our producer, our podcast mogul in the making, he is the man behind the curtain. He's reading all your emails. So send it into J train podcast at |
| 1:14.4 | the gym. Hit us with the title title it luxury lounge and then let us know what you're talking about luxury lounge. |
| 1:21.4 | Lugs relaunch. So J train podcast at gma.com title it luxury lounge and give us a little sauce, a little taste of what you're doing and send it in. Let us know what are you complaining about? |
| 1:32.4 | We want to complain with you and we're here every Thursday. Make sure you share the show share share share. I'm putting out Instagram videos. I'm putting out videos on YouTube full episodes or on YouTube, |
| 1:41.4 | how YouTube land and we I'm on the road people I'm on the road. I want you to come to the shows. I'm in La Jolla this weekend. I'm in Minneapolis Huntsville Nashville Dayton DC Albany. I'm also doing you up live in Boston San Francisco LA Austin Chicago New York City. So all of those dates if you're |
| 1:59.4 | in the city. If you're in a city that is near and dear to your heart Jared free dot com Jared free dot com Jared free dot com. Go get your tickeys. Also bring a friend. I have been on the road. I have to say. It is such a blast meeting you on the road, seeing you on the road, meeting you, you know, talking with you. |
| 2:17.4 | It is really a pleasure. And I want to thank you all who have come to the shows and have brought friends that have become new fans. You know, one of you are a friend of someone who brought you way |
| 2:26.4 | away. So what a beautiful thing. We're all connected. We're all sharing each other's spit. So listen, keep sending your emails. Also, if you love the luxury lounge, we do a Patreon version $5 a month, two extra |
| 2:40.4 | podcasts a week. So every Monday to coffee a J train. So if you're listening now it's two. I can tell you that Monday's coffee with J train two ago is about my experience of the Ted talk. So if you want to hear about the Ted talk, it's on that. I don't know what this |
| 2:56.4 | week's episode is because we're we tape a week ahead of time. But also every Friday to a luxury lounge where you guarantee yourself to get your luxury lounge complaint read every week. So patron dot com slash Jared free to get involved with that very excited |
| 3:09.4 | guys guess an OK P of the show original key player. I think it's their first time in the lounge. I've never been in the lounge. Welcome. Never felt better. Isn't it beautiful. This is first class James matter. Thank you for coming on train. Choo Choo baby. Love it. Thank you for coming. Isn't it great to be in the lounge. This is phenomenon lots of leather. |
| 3:27.4 | How are you? What's going on James has a special coming out. It's called the check spot. OK, and it's coming out June 3rd again on YouTube. This is this is the new way people are you've made an investment. |
| 3:41.4 | You've invested in yourself. You're putting out a piece, which is beautiful. A piece. It's unbelievable. It's in June 3rd. So we want everyone to go get subscribed to James's YouTube channel at the James |
| 3:54.4 | the James matter. That's that's you want all platforms. But that's the James matter. I don't get confused with any other guy James the James |
| 4:01.4 | James. YouTube dot com slash the James matter. He'll be all over my Instagram. I'll be posted. Tell us about the check spot special because I think what you're doing is a. |
| 4:09.4 | It's a risk. Would you believe that? Yeah, well, everyone told me that you're and I want to give shout out. |
| 4:18.4 | James, one of the people who encouraged me to do this years ago, I started doing this before the pandemic. I started recording the check spots when I was hosting a New York comedy club. |
| 4:27.4 | Now, let me explain to the listeners because this is a comedy ish podcast, but you know, we're here to complain with people. We're here to take their emails. |
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