Luxury Lounge- Amber Alerts & Paper Straws (@michcoll)
The JTrain Podcast
Jared Freid
4.8 • 4.8K Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2021
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Comic & radio host Michelle Collins joins Jared on the first episode of Luxury Lounge to hear your complaints about Amber Alerts in public spaces, investing in the stock market, paper toilet seat covers, and paper straws, & more! Check it out and Enjoy!
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| 0:30.0 | and welcome to the luxury lounge. I am your host J Train Jared Freed every Thursday. |
| 0:43.8 | We go to the lounge. You might be thinking, wait a minute, what happened to the J Train |
| 0:49.8 | podcast? It's all a part of the J Train Enterprises, but the luxury lounge is a new show where |
| 0:58.3 | we get in the lounge and we complain about the luxury issues in life. And nobody can say to you, |
| 1:07.1 | but what about, but they're starving, but people are dying. No, no, no. The luxury lounge is where |
| 1:15.2 | you get to come and air your complaints with the world and nobody can shame you for it. It is a |
| 1:22.7 | safe space for luxury issues and every Thursday, my guest and I will complain with you. We will do a |
| 1:32.4 | douchey-duette of sorts. And I got Shelby here on the ones and twos Shelby's ear to do some luxury |
| 1:40.5 | complaining as well. He's playing the piano as you can hear it. I'm lying across it. |
| 1:46.7 | Speaking to you, the listener, having a glass of Merlot, that's right. And if you're a patron |
| 1:56.1 | subscriber, you know the luxury lounge and it's been so popular on that platform, we're like, |
| 2:01.3 | let's bring it. Let's bring it out. Let's let's blow it up. So if you'd like your luxury complaint |
| 2:08.7 | heard, you send it to jtrainpodcast.gmail.com and you title the email luxury lounge and it might get |
| 2:17.5 | read on a luxury lounge episode. Shelby, does this all make sense? Am I missing anything? |
| 2:24.2 | That's it. You know, you you write in with your problems. I can't picture you as like |
| 2:29.4 | how the dozeckiest guy looks in those commercials. That's right. That's that's me. A silken road. |
| 2:36.3 | A silk robe opened up chest hair abound. It's just that's what that's what I am. And I'm there to |
| 2:45.2 | hold your hand through the complaint. That's the whole premise of the luxury lounge. So I and listen, |
| 2:51.8 | I'm doing this because maybe you'll become a bigger luxury lounge fan than you are the jtrainpodcast |
| 2:57.8 | fan and you share it with friends and you say, listen, this guy's complaining about everything. |
| 3:03.3 | I'm the complaint queen and you're my complaint people. My my complaint queens. So we come here |
| 3:11.5 | every Thursday to air the luxury issues we all have. And I'm going to have a guest every Thursday. |
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