Luxury Lounge- Aggressive Manicures & Dog Park Probs (@zzdoublezz)
The JTrain Podcast
Jared Freid
4.8 • 4.8K Ratings
🗓️ 13 April 2023
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
Zach Zimmerman joins Jared in the Luxury Lounge this week to hear your complaints about being given bad free stickers, being called "love" by a yoga teacher, getting a bad manicure, not being allowed to sell a deceased family members stuff, people taking short elevator rides, dog park probs, and more! Check it out, and enjoy
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Transcript
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| 0:30.0 | Hello and welcome to the luxury lounge. That's right every Thursday. We go to the lounge we shut the door and we air our |
| 0:36.3 | grievances with the world and there's no grievances that's too big or too small or too frivolous. It is your problem. So it shall be |
| 0:43.5 | heard and I want to thank you for listening to luxury lounge for watching. We're on YouTube. That's right. I feel good on YouTube today. |
| 0:50.6 | If you I got to work out in this morning, |
| 0:53.5 | I'm right. I'm bushy tailed. I got a coffee in my hand the day. It's a Monday and you're listening on the Thursday. So who cares about what day of the week it is for me. |
| 1:03.1 | All I care is that you're in the lounge. You're here to complain to hear the complaints. If you have a complaint |
| 1:09.2 | J train podcast at gmail.com that's J train podcast at gmail.com title a luxury lounge. Give us a little sauce. Let us know what you're talking about. |
| 1:16.4 | Luxury lounge but after that. Luxury lounge but after that. So listen. |
| 1:20.6 | And also do me a do me a solid share. Let someone know about this great podcast. We put we give you the ability to put your brain on the shelf and let us drive. |
| 1:32.3 | We take the wheel and we keep you sane. So I want you to share that gift with the friend as well. Let a friend know a coworker, a brother or sister. Hey, |
| 1:41.6 | take the complaint you enjoyed the most today and just go give your friend the timestamp and go listen from here on. That's what you got to do. |
| 1:48.8 | That's that's the move. That's the more realistic ask for me. If if none of you enter if none of these emails entertained you and none of it, then listen. We tried. We tried. Yeah, that's a good podcast motto. We tried. |
| 2:04.5 | We gave it a shot. You didn't like it. What are you going to do? We'll be back on Monday with another show. |
| 2:10.3 | I'm very excited about today's guest. New to the lounge. Second time in the J Train universe. |
| 2:17.2 | Cinematic universe. Yes. That's right. The the the JCU. Jesus Christ. The Jesus Christ universe. Yeah, that's right. I am Jesus Christ. I I'm sure that will help the YouTube algorithm. |
| 2:28.8 | Yeah, Zach Zerman. Thank you for 9-11 was an inside job. Oh, wow. I don't know. That's your one to get the bump. |
| 2:34.4 | Oh, but the YouTube bump. Yeah, yeah, when you get up 9-11 conspiracies. Yeah, so you really. |
| 2:40.7 | Zach Zerman. Thank you for coming. Oh my goodness. Thank you so much for having me. Such a funny comic. So excited to have you. Your ears. We are a week away from a big day for you. Yes, it's true. |
| 2:51.5 | It's a big day. Tax day. You're tax days coming. That's right. That's what we're here to remind you about. You have a book. I'm holding it. You're a little bit. It's very strange. |
| 3:00.1 | This is going to be so exciting for you. A book is a long process. Book is a very long process. I'm holding it in my hand. It's called is it hot in here? I have a very nice note. There's a subterer. That's not. There's a subtitle. Oh, what is it? It's like hiding in the corner. So is it hot in here or am I. So this is the name of your fucking book. That's very long. It's I don't know. It's very long. It's very well. It wasn't the first title, but isn't hot in here or am I suffering for all eternity for the sins I committed on earth? I mean, I do. |
| 3:30.1 | What is the acronym? I I die. I it's a book of essays. Book of essays and humor pieces about, you know, religion, hell, day, day. So you come from a religious background. Yeah, my dad is a pastor, super evangelical upbringing. So is this a struggle with your closer to dad? |
| 3:52.0 | We we text and call, but it's definitely it's not the easiest thing in the world for sure. But is so but you still go home. Do you see him? Yeah, maybe like once a year. I took four years off. |
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