Lushious Massacr Dragvestigates The Transvestigation Unit On The Kelly Mantle Show!

The Kelly Mantle Show

Kelly Mantle & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

5.0 • 578 Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Hello Shemerica! Dragvestigator Lushious Massacr and Transvestigator Kelly Mantle finally conjoin their Crossvestigation Units on The Kelly Mantle Show! They talk about Lushious' accidental one night stand with a MAGA as well as her one night stand with Harambe at the Gladys Porter Zoo in Brownsville, Texas! They talk about bricks, creatures, heartfelt dedications, diabetic luxury, Jessica Simpson and immigration. And tune in to find out how Lushious ranks Shemerica's top discount department stores! You won't wanna miss this! Don't do it, little girl! Kelly IG: @kellymantle Kelly TikTok: @thekellymantle Lushious Massacr IG: @lushiousmassacr Lushious Massacr TikTok: @lushiousmassacr John Mark IG: @johnmarkcreative Get your Kelly Mantle Merch! https://kellymantle.myshopify.com/ Join the Kelly Mantle Patreon https://patreon.com/KellyMantle?utm_m... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.
0:03.4	Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.
0:06.3	Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.
0:08.9	And this is the Kelly Mantle show.
0:12.0	Won't you come inside, the Kelly Mantle Studio?
0:15.2	Hello. Do you know I never know where I am, but I always end up where I'm supposed to be?
0:32.6	Isn't that bold of me?
0:35.7	The other day, I was sitting on a bench with my good Judy Jane Lynch in front of
0:41.3	Carnegie Hall. We saw an angry masked ice agent take a terrible fall. Jane crossed her legs,
0:49.9	and I crossed mine, and then we laughed out loud until we lost our minds.
0:55.6	It's hard to have compassion
0:57.0	for a man who tries to ration
0:59.4	his lack of integrity for crime.
1:03.1	So every time you fall, we'll laugh
1:05.7	because we're living in a world
1:07.7	where they fly flags half-staff
1:09.9	for political peasants and deplorable riffraff.
1:15.0	And then I vomited.
1:18.4	Welcome to the Kelly Mantle show.
1:21.5	Won't you come inside the Kelly Mantle studio?
1:26.1	You know, speaking of vomit, John Mark, no.
1:29.7	Yes, get in here and model for us.
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