Boy, you know, that's the only part of God-or-racing I find interesting is the pitstuffs.

Yeah, how quickly can you do that? I wish there were

Surprised

I lost my wallet you better have cash to get that battery. I don't have a credit card. I have an ID

Brothers and sisters welcome to Penn Sunday school starring Penn Gillette. My name is Michael Codot. Matt Donnelly

Penn and I are broadcasting from the show creator studios in Las Vegas.

It's family week at Penn Sunday school. Matt and his children went sledding and almost died and Penn trying to

electrocute his daughter. And since it's new year, some of you are

considering weight loss. I want to say 740 people have reported losing 34,811 pounds on

Ray Cronie's crazy diet. Here he is. Preach in love, Mr. Penn Gillette. Yeah,

Preach in love. You know, people I finally just cut to the chase last night at the show. Yeah,

just cut to the chase. He came up to me. Um, he said no, no autograph, no picture. I lost 70

pounds. I'm just here to show you and show off. No compliment of the show. No, nothing. I'm just

here. I lost 70 pounds. Look at me. Goodbye. You're welcome. Yeah. We're done. So you've invented

another crazy diet. I invented is another terrible word for it because of cray rays not crazy

enough for you. That's right. No, no, this is a little more sane. I think the crazy rays,

but I think I think Ray will not approve. You know, he talked a little bit about this before

we came on air and I've thought about this before this worked. Yeah, this is working. I'm on

day eight of this. Okay. Rather than two weeks of potatoes. Right. I'm doing one food a day.

And it's not cheeseburgers. It's broccoli. It's it's a food. Hey, so I haven't broccoli today.

That is today will be the broccoli day. I will make broccoli today. I will roast broccoli in the oven,

but no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not cooking it with cheese.

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