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Run That Prank

Lunch Time Date

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2018

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Nephew questions his married co-workers husband for always taking up her lunch time.

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0:00.0

Nephew, Tommy is here with a prank phone call.

0:02.0

Neff, what you got? Lunchtime date. Lunchtime date. Hello? Hey, I'm trying to speak to Alan. Yeah, this is Alan. Who's this? Hey, Alan. Yo, this Derek, man. Check this out, bro. You are Rachel's husband, right? Yeah. Yeah, that's my baby. What's up? Is that wrong? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

0:01.3

I work, like I You are Rachel's, uh, Rachel's husband, right? Yeah. Yeah, that's my baby. What's up?

0:21.7

Something wrong? No, no, no, no, no, no. I work. Like I said, it's Derek. Now, I work with your wife, Rachel. Right. You, you, you're a supervisor or something? I mean, is this about work something? I mean, she's doing a good job and everything. She ain't better to be... No, no, no, no. Everything's straight, man. Ain't nothing wrong with the job. Everything's cool with the job.

0:19.2

This right here, man, is

0:20.8

like what I know this, man.

0:22.8

And, you know, it just seems like every single day, you know, while she's on her lunch break, it seems like, you know, you would call and then block up the whole hour of her lunch break. And actually, you know, just be real, man, I'm just trying to come

0:54.3

correct with you.

0:55.1

It just seem like you just cut in on all the time that I have, that I have with her. Well, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up on me. Hold up, hold up, bro. Wait, you, what the f*** are you doing at lunch with my lady, son? Like I say, we just spending time, you know, doing lunchtime, but it just seems so rude, you know, that...

0:55.8

Rood.

0:56.8

Rude. Rude? You, okay, first of all, that's my lady, okay? I can call her whenever the... I feel like calling her. I pay for that phone bill. I bought that iPhone 5. I could get the call whenever I'm... All right. Secondly, you ain't got no business being with a married woman alone at lunch. This ain't no date. Y'all supposed to be at work. No, we are at work. Like I was like, we call workers, you know? It seems like half the whole time. I'm sitting in front of her. You know, we're supposed to be having lunch together, and she's talking to you the whole... Uh-uh, uh-uh.

1:44.5

Okay.

1:45.0

What's your name again, bro?

1:45.9

My name is Derek.

1:46.6

Derek, all right.

1:47.5

Derek, you work at the same building up.

1:48.9

Okay, you work right now, huh?

1:50.4

Yeah, I mean, yeah, I'm here at the job.

1:51.9

I mean, I work in the same flow because I'm going to come see you. different for you straight up okay so dog let me ask you something man what is the big deal i'm just

2:02.1

trying to okay you act like you don't see her you act like you don't see her when she get home

2:06.1

you know so so why is it so important that you waste a whole hour of luschein holding her down

2:12.2

it ain't wasted any way i'm talking to my lady okay you understand that why don't you go out and

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