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Smith and Sniff

Lunch at Baldock

Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

5th Gear, Road Trips, Comedy, Leisure, Top Gear, Improv, The Grand Tour, Automotive, Cars

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2022

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Jonny and Richard are back at Baldock having a bite to eat and talking about, amongst other things, knock-off A-ha, cars in property ads, conspicuous illegality, almost crashing Britain's oldest Beetle, The Car's The Star, people thinking you've defecated in their house when you haven't, reviving a bee, Jonny's new cartoon crime fighting show, using the word 'trove', ill-fitting nitrous kits, wearing a tie with a bomber jacket, unwelcome air mattress deflation, trying to sneak bits of Belisha beacon out of the house, hire car mishaps, and annoying Tiff Needell by forcing him to play crazy golf and then filling his bed with bric-a-brac.

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0:00.0

Picture this, static cars, idling engines, angry horns, now picture you, zooming past

0:12.4

it all, light and breezy, ah, the sweet feeling of whizzing past traffic.

0:21.0

Make your train journey via vantewescoast.co.uk, a vantewescoast, feel good travel.

0:31.0

Hi Richard Porter, I'm Johnny Smith and this is Smith and Sniff, the podcast in which two

0:38.4

friends talk about cars and many other things.

0:42.5

Hello Richard here, now as you might know last week Johnny and I met up at Boldox Services

0:50.7

to record episode 100 of the Smith and Sniff podcast, but after we've done that we decided

0:56.2

to stick around and have some lunch as we always used to when we were at that service

1:00.1

area and we recorded that as well.

1:03.0

If you're one of our patrons you can watch the video of us having lunch in a car exclusively

1:07.6

through our Patreon page.

1:09.3

If you're not a patron I'm afraid you'll stuck with this audio-only podcast version.

1:13.8

Now there is a little bit of rustling of packets and chewing but hopefully it doesn't make

1:17.6

it sound too revolting as we start episode 101, lunch at Boldox.

1:22.8

Have you, what, the broods, actually yes to the brood they need to be at, so it actually

1:30.6

also, oh my god, that's coming in strong now, but isn't it fresh and exciting, I thought

1:39.4

it would be awesome, it's tart is the wrong word, but it's, it's making one eyelid flicker

1:51.6

in a little bit, never tried it before, kefir kefir kefir, do you remember when we drove

1:59.4

that time the ages go now through Wendon's Ambo, the place near Bisham Stortford, well I

2:05.3

went through a place in, in Leicestershire the other day, does that shit a beautiful

2:10.2

Bat Road, not far from my house, called Newton Harcourt, and I thought, he's out of the

2:20.3

lead singer of a knockoff hour, but yeah, not really nice place, very couple of trick,

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