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Bill 5! Bill, Bill, Bill 5!

The waziest hour of your day. It's not that I'm lazy.

It's that I just don't care.

You listen to KFC Radio.

What's up, you munch? It's the laziest hour of your day.

Although for many people right now, every hour is a lazy hour.

There are, I think, two camps of people in the coronavirus quarantine world.

I see there are people who somehow, some way, are working more than ever,

working later than ever, longer hours than ever.

And the people who either unfortunately have been laid off or in an industry where they just can't do what their job requires them to do right now.

And I see value in both sides because I'm going to take off my permanent KFC Radio pessimist hat for a moment.

I'm going to put on my optimist hat, which also happens to be made out of tinfoil.

As you know, and we get into that later.

Yeah, we got, we got UFO talk.

We're going to take a trip down memory lane and do some nostalgia.

This right here is one of those true blue mail time episodes where we're going to reminisce about our childhoods.

And we're going to talk about motherfucking aliens.

Those are just the two things I want to do at all times.

Every single day I wake up, I just want to talk about middle school, elementary school, and aliens.

That's it. So that's what mail time is here for.

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