Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Tatcher and Rich, presented by Fandall Sportsbook on the Sportscom.

By the way, I heard the new Wolfgang Van Halen song, you know, Mammoth.

Yeah.

That's a good band.

Like, that's actually a really good band.

It's just, there's not a lot of bands anymore making straight up rock songs.

He's a great songwriter it's it's the

darkness without the irony the musicianship is fantastic it's not joky but and he shreds like he's the

guitarist as you saw in that tribute to taylor hawkins when went up there, I thought he was only like playing bass, but he plays the guitar on this album. And he's, I mean, got obviously his father's genetics because he can absolutely shred. Not bad. Worth picking up is the new Mammoth record. Not bad. All right. We'll check it out.

We are the Touchard-Ritch radio program.

Rich, what do we have here?

Okay, so, John, you were not here a couple of days ago when we were doing an armpits of America that I kind of started to become fascinated with because it got me going down a rabbit hole.

There was a story that we had in Ohio about a guy who called 911 because a zebra had

bitten his arm off.

And doing some research into this, first of all, it didn't bite his arm off all the way.

It was indeed a zebra.

But in Ohio, I guess anything goes when it comes to animals that you were allowed to own.

Remember when Tyson had the tigers?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

So there's like stories that come out of Ohio of like one woman had like a chimpanzee that she had that like attacked her family and the cops had to come and get the chimpanzee and all.

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