Lummox reads the news

The Bubba Army Podcast

Bubba the Love Sponge Clem

News Commentary, Interviews, Comedy Interviews, Radio, Bubba, Comedy, News, Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2020

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Lummox does a terrible job reporting the news, so Bubba has Colton give it a try; Colton fails... then Colton, Seth, and Anna do their best news reporter impression

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0:00.0	This is the Bubba Army podcast.
0:03.0	Here's Crazy Ass Joe.
0:05.0	Is that the official?
0:06.0	Is he running with that now?
0:08.0	He should. Is he running with crazy?
0:10.0	Crazy Ass Joe.
0:11.0	I think I would like think that would be better than the, you know, Sleepy Joe. I think I would like think that would be better than the you know sleepy Joe. Yeah
0:14.5	sleepy Joe. I like crazy ass Joe. He's been, Joe's had some pepping his step the last few days since he came out.
0:20.8	He's on Puritan. He's on meth. He's on meth. He's on meth Pervitan, he's on meth.
0:24.0	He's on meth.
0:25.0	But he's not taking his Alzheimer's drugs
0:28.0	because he's on meth.
0:29.0	Because he completely just gets lost.
0:32.0	COVID is taken this year, just since the outbreak, has taken more than 100 years.
0:39.0	Look, here's the lives...
0:41.0	It's just... You mean, think about it.
0:45.0	More lives this year than any other year for the past hundred years.
0:50.0	What does that even mean?
0:52.0	He doesn't know. Oh, I get it. There's a glitch in the matrix. I talk I talk stupid ass Joe or whatever.
0:57.0	What does stupid ass Joe mean here? Joe, you know, he's trying to say the pandemic's real it's been a problem.
1:02.0	So he's saying this new thing that really just happened this year.
1:06.0	It's been worse this year than the past hundred years.
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