I mean, listen, today's been not the best at Exodus 90 day for your old Luke.

You're not supposed to make any unnecessary purchases.

But I went into the old Apple store, and because my lightning port was a little bit screwed up,

needed to get a bunch of lint cleaned out,

and I've read that just,

when it's bad, just take it into the Apple store

and they'll take care of it.

Yeah, yeah.

And they were like, hey, old Luke,

and I was like, hey, old Apple store employee

that I know more about Apple products than you.

That's not sure of it.

That's not even, even like remotely true anymore um he uh he goes hey you know that

the uh trading value of your phone is three hundred and fifty dollars and i said i'm sorry what

and then they did the whole bitch about doing like the apple thing every month how you pay every

month and you can get an upgrade every year and i was like oh so i'd be paying like a little bit more than what I'm paying for right now, but it would

be with you guys. And I can, and I, and like, you know, it was basically worth more than what

I owed Verizon. Uh, so way more. Uh, like, I'm, I'm, I've almost, uh, paid off this, this phone with them.

And so I was like, so I can just go with you guys and I have to worry about any of,

any of, like, any of like, their crap.

And they were like, and they said, yes.

And I said, sold.

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