Luke Skywalker Goes to the Dark Side

The Rob Carson Show

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🗓️ 8 May 2026

⏱️ 44 minutes

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-Rob Carson celebrates what he calls a “historic beatdown week” for Democrats, cheering Supreme Court rulings against racial gerrymandering while gleefully declaring Governor “Abigail Scamburglar” politically doomed after Virginia’s redistricting plans implode in court. -Hollywood analyst Christian Toto joins Rob for an entertaining deep dive into celebrity political meltdowns, torching Mark Hamill for posting an AI-generated image implying President Trump’s death and criticizing Mark Ruffalo for spreading fake AI images online. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CHAPTER - If you're turning 65 or already on Medicare, call Chapter at 27-MEDICARE for the plan that suits you best. RELIEF FACTOR - You don’t need to live with aches & pains! Reduce muscle & joint inflammation and live a pain-free life by visiting http://ReliefFactor.com GHOSTBED - I used to think a mattress was just furniture, until I got my GhostBed! GhostBed is offering my audience their lowest prices of the season, plus an extra 10% off. Go to http://GhostBed.com/CARSON and use promo code CARSON BOLL & BRANCH - Upgrade your sleep with Boll & Branch quality bedding. Get 15% off your first order plus free shipping at http://BollAndBranch.com/robcarson with code ROBCARSON. BIRCH GOLD - Protect and grow your retirement savings with gold. Text ROB to 98 98 98 for your FREE information kit! To call in and speak with Rob Carson live on the show, dial 1-800-922-6680 between the hours of 12 Noon and 3:00 pm Eastern Time Monday through Friday… Musical parodies provided by Jim Gossett (http://patreon.com/JimGossettComedy) You can now WATCH and chat with The Rob Carson Show LIVE on Newsmax's social media channels (Facebook, X/Twitter, YouTube, Rumble) Listen to Newsmax LIVE and see our entire podcast lineup at http://Newsmax.com/Listen Make the switch to NEWSMAX today! Get your 15 day free trial of NEWSMAX+ at http://NewsmaxPlus.com Looking for NEWSMAX caps, tees, mugs & more? Check out the Newsmax merchandise shop at : http://nws.mx/shop Follow NEWSMAX on Social Media: -Facebook: http://nws.mx/FB -X/Twitter: http://nws.mx/twitter -Instagram: http://nws.mx/IG -YouTube: https://youtube.com/NewsmaxTV -Rumble: https://rumble.com/c/NewsmaxTV -TRUTH Social: https://truthsocial.com/@NEWSMAX -GETTR: https://gettr.com/user/newsmax -Threads: http://threads.net/@NEWSMAX -Telegram: http://t.me/newsmax -BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/newsmax.com -Parler: http://app.parler.com/newsmax Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Right, home from work, walk the dog, kids are back.
0:04.4	Mom!
0:05.0	Up the stairs for something.
0:07.8	Ugh, back down, no idea what I went up for.
0:12.0	Mom, what's for dinner?
0:13.6	Chop, sizzle, done.
0:17.1	Hello, fresh, can't slow life down, but it makes bringing everyone together around the table a whole lot easier.
0:23.4	So its phones down, forks up.
0:25.5	Hello Fresh. Bring back dinner time.
0:30.6	Some follow the noise.
0:33.1	Bloomberg follows the money.
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1:16.7	On air and on the World Wide Web, this is the Rob Carson Show.
1:23.0	This is our number three of the Rob Carson Show.
1:24.8	And as I always like to say, by the grace of God, it is finally Friday.
1:27.6	Finally. Friday, what a week it has been, and as I always like to say, by the grace of God, it is finally Friday. Finally.
1:28.6	Friday, what a week it has been, when a week it has been started off with the Supreme Court, saying no to racial gerrymandering Tuesday.
1:36.3	Rhinos got defeated, destroyed in the state of Indiana.
1:40.9	And then, of course, Tennessee yesterday, they got rid of the racially gender gerrymandered district in Memphis, where a white Jewish guy, Democrat, has been in charge for almost 20 years.
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