Luke Schwartz
Unlicensed Therapy w/ Ari Mannis
Ari Mannis
4.9 • 738 Ratings
🗓️ 22 November 2014
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Stand-up Talk now. |
| 0:05.7 | Another offering from the Stand-Up Talk Radio Network. |
| 0:12.6 | I'm pretty sure that you have a way harder time getting through life for the average person, Ari. |
| 0:18.0 | I don't know why anybody would listen to this. |
| 0:20.6 | I know I won't, Ari. I don't know why anybody would listen to this. I know I won't. |
| 0:24.3 | Ari, you're if I single-handedly broke up my marriage. You're an awful person. |
| 0:31.8 | You're 24 years old. Why would I listen to you? Why would you be giving therapy and advice to people who clearly need it? |
| 0:39.3 | It doesn't make any sense, Ari. This is a horrible idea. |
| 0:42.7 | You're listening to Unlicensed. Unlicensed. Unlicensed. Unlicensed therapy with Ari Minnis. |
| 0:50.2 | Welcome to unlicensed therapy with me, Ari Manus. |
| 1:00.9 | If you haven't listened to the show before, I have my friends come in with issues and problems and stresses in their life, and I try to help them out by giving them advice. |
| 1:07.5 | I don't have any formal training in therapy. I've never been a therapist. I'm not even the guy my friends go to for advice. But you know what? I care. Now, if you're wondering what happened on the previous episode with Jake Adams, he was having girl troubles. He didn't like a girl very much. Then we thought maybe |
| 1:34.4 | it's because he wasn't fully honest with her. And I said, confess your lives or tell her that you |
| 1:39.2 | lied to her about being one year older than you actually are and that you make your living not being a comedian |
| 1:46.6 | you still have a day job he texted her the truth on the show now she responded and didn't care |
| 1:55.7 | about the lies in fact she was happy that he told her she felt closer to him that ever. |
| 2:03.0 | Turns out that's not why he didn't like her. |
| 2:03.9 | He just didn't like her. |
| 2:07.1 | He later ended up using her as a booty call. |
| 2:08.9 | And she was aware of it. |
| 2:10.6 | She realized she wasn't dumb. |
| 2:14.2 | So she ended up breaking it off saying he was immature and she felt used. |
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